if you kiss my neck and bite my lip your pants are coming off.
Her-Why is it southern country boys always have a belly?
Me-Bacon, alcohol, fried taters, gravy&biscuits.
I wonder if I ever caught someones attention. Even if I was just walking among the crowd, I wonder if they wanted to get to know me or anything like that.
The LAST ONE omfg
Used to have fun with the last one
The last fuckin one
Oh the struggle was too real with the last one
It occurs to me that some of the people who follow me have possibly never had to rewind a movie.
Oh my god.
noooo stop now i feel old
instead of sending me nudes you can send me
- pics of you smiling with ur fave stuffed animal
- pics of you smiling with ur mom
- pics of plants
- pics of ur dog
- pics of silly lookin bugs that u find
send me the nudes while this geek eats a flower
Or just mother fuckers who drive all white Chargers with a fucking roof rack.
Haha round here the ones that buy them are niggers.. They buy them so they can actually sit in the front for a change.